Punch yo recession in the face.

Where u been trademaster J?
Beeyitch please. With the market haven gone all whack, I had to go out and get a real job. Shit, man, workin fo a livin ain't easy.

That said, today imma give you my 2 cents (all I have). This here is trademaster j's recession survival kit. What to invest in during a recession?:

• fancy threads. Suit prices be all down. Jump on the next sale. When shit start's turnin around, you'll have some better leverage fo that next promotion.
• the job. spend time learnin how to do your salary job better, or your boss' job.
• yo family. No matter what happens, you want a warm home to come home to, you feel?
• smart groceries. Bread and spaghetti help yo money go a long way. If you buy perishable items, eat them first! Don't be a fool and let that shit go to waste. Canned food, an old favourite.
• Switch from dank to schwag. No need to be tokin the deep shit when your portfolio's in deep shit.
• your happiness. Don't let shit get you down. Yea, maybe yo portfolio be splat or your job be shat, but you got your whole life ahead. Hold your chin up and invest in shit that makes you happy, a good book, some fourties, gym membership, whatevs.