There comes a time in the life of a tradin fool when he or she has gots to explore new territory and try somethin new. Fo a while now, I been tradin with my bros down at scotties. They aight, I mean I been with dem fo a few years now. Decent commissions fo the casual trader and they got a friendly little office right down da road...

Yo yo. So any of you who be sittin around and doin day tradin probably know that the life of the big moneyz day trader can be a bit drab. You don't always gots time to go out and get coffee and 40z with yo pals. And sometimes you get da itch to converse with some other mastaz of yo craft, maybe see what they be up to if you got trader's block.

Trademaster J has the medicine you need: IRC.
Now I aint talkin about Inland Real Estate Corporation (ticket symbol IRC). I be talking about Internet Relay Chat...

Someone e-mailed me the other day askin if there was still any way to play UCR for cash. UCR's discount over the net asset value is now only around 1%, which be weak sauce for traders who have better things to do. It's what we in the biz call opportunity cost. Truth is, there is a mos def way to keep printin dollaz from the crazyhigh oil prices. Let's take a look at UCR's flipside, DCR.

Evergreen Solar (ESLR) is a manufacturer of photovoltaznic materials for turning this sun's lightness into electric tightness. My readers prolly already know I like to trade this stock a lot and that I'm generally bettin on the bulls with this one. I would go so far as to say that they are mos def my favourite "small solar" investment out there. Reasons for this are many...

Aw yea boy, what'd I done tell you this morning? What did I tell you, huh? UCR is the shit! I squeezed the juice this afternoon with a UCR limit sell order. That dank crude almost hit 130 just hours after my previous post, thusly doubly decreasin the risk on that UCR play. If you played that shit on my recomendz, you owe me some mad props. Thinking about loading up on mah solar friend ESLR today, we'll see how low it goes, imma try to fill you in on why I like ESLR so much later onz.

So in case you haven't heard, oil is tha shit right now. Everybody gots to have some, and everybody wants to make some fat dough on it. If you think the dank sweet crude is gonna keep on keepin on, you're probably already investing in barrel commods, or maybe you're long on some ETF like USO or OIL. But what if you aint so sure that oil's gonna keep shootin' up like it has? Well, as long as you're confident oil's gonna stay above 120 USD for a while, there's still a way to squeeze some cash. Let me lay it on you...